Don’t try and say you didn’t see it coming.
If you’re feeling blue today please enjoy my new favourite advert featuring a cat harmonising to a little girl singing We Built This City On Rock and Roll whilst riding a tricycle. You won’t be disappointed.
I’VE BEEN WAITING TO FIND ANOTHER PERSON WHO LOVES THIS AS MUCH AS ME
i like how in pacific rim during the first tests for the jaegers they were like oh shit the pilots are bleeding from their faces . . but what if two pilots?
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now
We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
#OH GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT #the seventh years would be terrified but #imagine first year neville longbottom #messing up a potion and FROZEN in fear #and professor ramsay comes over and says ‘no’'it's alright; you stirred just a little too slow' #'it's a normal mistake' #'we can fix it' #and theN TALKS ABOUT HERBOLOGY TO HELP HIM UNDERSTAND POTIONS AND JUST #GOSH
*cries because these tags*